4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2018
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
0:28.0 | A podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single, even though I'll let you fist me and use me as a puppet. |
0:38.0 | And I'll even talk. I'll be like, my guest today, you know him, you love him. |
0:48.0 | He wrote for at midnight. |
0:50.0 | He has an improv group called White Women that performs at UCB Monthly. |
0:56.0 | They're very funny. Also, you were on the UCB show. |
1:00.0 | And you're perfect. If he... |
1:04.0 | No. |
1:06.0 | Yeah, he's trying to say that in Wadiwa. |
1:08.0 | Wadiwa. |
1:10.0 | Wadiwa. Jesus Christ. |
1:12.0 | I truly asked if he... |
1:14.0 | But before we started how to say it, and then I got real excited. |
1:18.0 | And immediately forgot it if he thank you so much for being here. |
1:21.0 | Thanks for having me. I've been wanting to be on this cast for a long time. |
1:24.0 | I love talking relationships. I love talking sex. You know what's next. |
1:28.0 | What is next? Relationships sex? Marriage and a baby. |
1:32.0 | True. Yep, that... |
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