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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're a normal guy like you but then one extremely aggressive.

0:04.6

You know I couldn't decide on a tattoo.

0:06.6

That is my eyeball.

0:07.6

So I'm upset with you.

0:09.0

Why?

0:10.0

Because you should have given me my met a mussel this morning.

0:13.0

It's just like the gaze.

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:15.0

Yeah, true.

0:16.0

Zolo, you're not a homophobe.

0:18.0

Do you use a straw?

0:20.0

Well, welcome.

0:22.0

Welcome to your mom's house, Nappy Jew Hair.

0:38.0

Nappy Jew Hair. Nappy Jew Hair.

0:40.0

It's a brand new year, 2012.

0:42.0

2024. Do's 2012 for.

0:43.0

Do this do 2-0-24.

0:45.0

Did you even when you were a kid imagine you would be alive in 2024?

0:50.0

No.

0:51.0

It is very satanic.

0:52.0

It is. This year is the most satanic. It is.

0:53.0

This year is the most satanic of the years.

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