Cool Guy Christmas w/ Mike Bridenstine | Your Mom's House Ep. 739

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

'Tis the season to be a cool guy! This week Tim and Christine open the show with a Christmas wish and have some serious opinions on cottage cheese. They also review a batch of wonderful new cool guys, discuss scents, and admire what Christina's doing with her hair. We then welcome comedian Mike Bridenstine! He's got a new book out "The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side" and this leads to an in-depth conversation about the heavy hitters he came up with. Names like TJ Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Hannibal Buress are just few of the comedians who made the alt comedy scene in Chicago what it was. They also talk about crazy drivers, dumb tourists, throuples, watering plants with period blood, little people, power washing fat people, and some hilarious TikToks curated by Christina P!

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0:00.0	Hey Tom. Thanks for coming. Do you use a washcloth? No.
0:04.5	Come on the face. Is it good for the skin?
0:08.0	Absolutely not. If it gets to the point where I have to take a shit on this thing,
0:11.4	I'm hoping it explodes.
0:12.8	That's Freak City.
0:14.0	Specifically for cleaning the ass.
0:16.0	I never thought of that.
0:17.0	Piss on me, beat me.
0:18.2	If I were this to wake up my children,
0:20.5	it would be immediate therapy.
0:23.0	A lot of men doing it is nothing to be ashamed of.
0:25.0	This is awesome.
0:26.0	What is awesome?
0:27.0	I'm gonna fucking hear.
0:28.0	P.
0:29.0	This is going to push you something.
0:31.0	Have you done some non-consensual ass play?
0:34.0	So the whole family share one bar or so?
0:35.6	Yeah, and you would put it in your ass.
0:37.2	That's disgusting.
0:38.2	Interesting.
0:39.2	It's hard for me to not believe that racism's not involved with this.
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