Vaccine Nation

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the vaccine rollout, minimum wage, and yodeling in this week's episode of the Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.0	This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors.
0:13.1	Go to Harry's.com-forge-lash-bombshell.
0:15.0	Oh, bombshell.
0:16.0	There she made it.
0:17.0	Also, butcherbox.go to butcherbox.com-forge-lash-titus.
0:20.4	And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.
0:22.9	Arm, Christopher Titus, and this!
0:28.7	This is the Armageddon update.
0:30.7	Vaccines!
0:31.7	I don't have one, and I want one.
0:33.7	You know, I have never in my life been jealous of people with asthma.
0:36.7	Now, I've been working out for years to stay healthy, and I'm going to die because Uncle
0:42.1	Weezy gets the magic virus killer because he can't make it up the fly to stairs without
0:47.8	blowing out a lung lobe.
0:49.9	Are they elderly?
0:51.9	God, you know, we fight age like crazy, and now I wish I had moisturized.
0:57.4	I need someone to make me a fake ID so I can get vaccinated.
1:01.3	Yeah, no, I'm 95.
1:04.2	Come on, man.
1:05.2	I'm tier 3B.
1:06.2	I need it, man.
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