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It's Christmas time.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

Well, the old brand of you with Harry and Megan was the biggest news this week.

Yes, we are no longer freaked out about an obese illiterate evil orange moron killing thousands

weekly and instead are now freaked out that the widest so transparent you can see the blue blood

flowing through their wax paper skin pastiest people on the planet earth are now worried

that the family's new baby might have a little bit of a tan.

The interview with Oprah was quite harrowing to many people for me. It was my happy place to know

that no matter how rich and powerful you are, sometimes the cops are still called on the 4th July

or whatever the royals celebrate for committing genocide on a native people.

Well, like we did to the Native Americans, sorry, I don't want it to get weird.

So, an American actress who has a black mother and a white father which is weird, right?

In the 1800s, unless you worked on Thomas Jefferson's plantation and then it was just a Thursday.

I'm just glad in America we here, we made it so you can marry anyone you want at least since 2015.

But Interracial Marriage was legal in America way back in 67. Here's how racist the royal family is.

The Queens grants and a man who voluntarily joined the military was in for 10 years did two tours

of Afghanistan. This is a man who could have just said, uh, grand mother, I'd rather not

attend the military. It's quite messy. Instead, he went full out and did his duty as an example

to others. He also married out of love and not out of some archaic old world lineage idea to,

you know, to be a royal. You must have the pure blood of a winger's eye. It took many generations

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