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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus. And this with the Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus.

And this is the Armageddon update.

Vaccine mandate.

No, it's not an app where unvaccinated gay men can meet each other over modern and margaritas.

See you on the mandate.

No, a mandate means that you have to do it.

We all have to do something for the benefit of all. All of us. Here are some things

that are currently mandated by the government. Seat belts, clean water, polio vaccine, safe

airplanes, measles vaccine. Stop lights, stop lights, stop signs, brake lights, clean air, life jackets,

blinkers, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, sorry, I left my blinker on. Listen, all these things are mandated and laws to keep you alive. That's all they are. In the last 22 months, we have seen people die worldwide millions of COVID. The unvax dying at an incredible rate. And if you're in a job where you meet a lot of people in close quarters, like comedians or

cops, you do what's best for you and the people you come in contact with, right?

Nope.

A lot of people, we'll call them selfish, self-centered humps, seem to think that doing the right

thing is too hard.

I believe these are the same people who got told by their parents,

you can be anything, Brian. You can be anything. You're so special, Kyle.

Those people have now grown up and become narcissistic crotch wounds. Now, being a narcissist,

I have some insight here. The reason I got vaccinated was, A, because vaccines have a history

of working worldwide for

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