They Aren't Victims, They're DEAD
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
The Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse case is a biased nutjob. Plus, our good friend, John Wing joins us on this episode. He is an author, comedian, and 6-time guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. John and Titus share stories from the road, fatherhood, and how Titus' Gilligan's Island Tweet caused some... rough weather. His minnow is still lost.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This episode is brought to you by UE Ultimate Ears Headphones, Cuts Clothing, and the amazing |
| 0:16.3 | Bruce Tuthbrush. |
| 0:17.8 | And now here's Chrissy Prattitis with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:20.5 | And Christopher Titus and Mrs. The Armageddon Update, my God, people. |
| 0:26.3 | If you don't, deal with Nazis, you get Nazis helping other Nazis. |
| 0:32.0 | It's like rats. |
| 0:36.2 | They unite and protect the other rats. |
| 0:38.0 | And what the hell am I talking about? |
| 0:40.0 | Well, Kyle Rittenhouse, the punk that shot and killed two people during the George Floyd |
| 0:44.5 | riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin last year, is getting ready to stand trial. |
| 0:50.0 | And this gun owner and Bob's big boy, hipster logo update drove across state lines and |
| 0:55.8 | roamed the streets with a loaded AR-15. |
| 0:59.8 | How could anything bad have possibly happened? |
| 1:05.6 | Walk in the streets with a loaded gun during a protest really makes the X games kind of |
| 1:09.1 | look boring. |
| 1:10.1 | I should have been paid for you because I didn't realize the purge was a documentary. |
| 1:17.0 | So Kyle's roaming the streets with a loaded gun got into a scuffle and shot and killed |
| 1:23.6 | the guy. |
| 1:26.6 | Then he ran away, tripped and when the people tried to stop him because he just shot a guy, |
| 1:31.1 | he shot and killed another guy. |
| 1:32.5 | And at least he's consistent. |
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