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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Ow! |
| 0:05.1 | Happy Daylight Savings time, everybody. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:09.0 | Woohoo! |
| 0:10.0 | Yes! |
| 0:11.5 | That's the worst thing America I ever did. |
| 0:14.4 | And yes, I'm remembering all the wars. |
| 0:17.6 | Daylight Savings is horrible. |
| 0:19.2 | My body's not made for this. |
| 0:20.4 | My brain is not made for it. |
| 0:23.2 | Like, I know I've always wanted to do time travel, |
| 0:25.6 | but this is the shittiest version of it. |
| 0:27.4 | I'm just like, set your clocks. |
| 0:29.4 | It's like, it's dumb. |
| 0:30.9 | Do you want the lights at night or do you not... |
| 0:32.4 | Like, do you know what we do in the rest of the world? |
| 0:34.4 | We just accept that the sun changes this position. |
| 0:36.4 | That's what we do. |
| 0:37.4 | Classic. |
| 0:38.4 | America's like, nah. |
| 0:40.4 | What if we could change time? |
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