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Ow!

Do you guys celebrate Twitter?

Oh, okay. Well, anyway, Twitter announced today

they have a new feature that they're going to be rolling out.

It's like a paid subscription is called Twitter Blue.

And basically you pay, I think it's $3 a month

and they'll give you like top-tier features such as

you can, like, redo a tweet, but within 30 seconds of writing it.

Which I know some of you right now, like, Trevor,

are they making us pay $3 just to, like, wait.

Yeah.

You pay $3 for, like, it's just like a mo...

Like, if you read your own tweets before you send them,

you don't need this feature.

But if you're the kind of person who, like,

is prone to, like, sending tweets and then being like,

ah, immediately, then this is a great feature for you.

I should...

Sometimes I scroll to it and then I'm like,

what am I doing here?

If they paid me $3 a month, then I'll be like,

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