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Therapy Gecko

VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there. Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks. I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello? How you doing man. I'm good. I've been showing I'm making some chicken and rice right now.

0:05.3

We're to tell you this story I have.

0:07.8

What is the story you have? Well, all right, so I have this friend. I've been friends with him since high schools and I take

0:20.1

family trips usually every year with my family to our home country and he kind of invited himself on this trip a couple

0:29.6

months ago. Well not him, his mom. His mom came up to me and was like, hey, I'm going to surprise him with tickets on your family trip. And I was like, what? Like, okay, I guess. So that was where it started.

0:42.0

Wait, okay, step back real quick.

0:45.0

So his, so first of all, where is your home country?

0:50.0

Uh, Honduras.

0:51.0

Honduras.

0:52.0

So your friend, his. uh... Honduras. Honduras.

0:53.0

So your friend, his mom comes up and is like, I'm surprising my son with tickets to go to Honduras with you?

1:04.0

Yes, exactly.

1:07.0

Bizarre.

1:08.0

Okay, continue.

1:10.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:12.0

All right, so we go on this trip, we go on the trip finally. And it's around New Year's and my mom has a house there, so we have a little New Year's party on the 31st with all the family over like all my uncles

1:25.7

on my aunts every single one of my cousins is there you know it's a family function and you know my family

1:31.6

likes to drink alcohol and you know they like to have a good time people there were drunk and stuff

1:37.3

I wasn't having a good time

1:39.5

But my friend he likes to drink a lot so he kind of got blackout wasted and drank these three

1:49.2

entire bottles of like the cheapest, hardest liquor that they sell over there.

1:54.0

And he ended up asking my cousins around for Coke throughout the night,

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