“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin. Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days. Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle get this I'm coming to over 40 cities across the United States, the UK, Europe, and Australia to do this here therapy gecko podcast live.
0:14.8	These shows will involve bringing folks from the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko
0:20.2	about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast.
0:24.3	The shows are completely unplanned,
0:26.8	completely unpredictable, and they will be a lot of fun.
0:30.2	So if you're a fan of the podcast, you should definitely come out.
0:34.0	Tickets are available right now at therapy gecko.com and you should get them
0:40.3	before they are sold out. That's therapy gecko tour.com. We'll put the link in the
0:46.8	episode description as well. The live shows are very fun. They're very geckoey and I hope to see you there.
0:55.0	All right, let's get into the episode.
0:57.0	Hello?
0:58.0	Hello? How's it going good?
1:00.0	How about yourself? Uh, what is it you wanted to talk about today?
1:02.0	Okay, so I have kind of a peculiar situation with a friend that I've known for a while.
1:08.0	I want to see how you thought about it.
1:11.0	Okay, let's hear it.
1:13.0	Okay, so again, this is a friend of known since I was basically he was next to me throwing up
1:19.2	so he hung out all the time and actually went to same college and he had confided in me about my
1:26.0	sophomore year so a few years ago that he is like only getting off to when he's
1:31.6	with females or with whoever he is with from like children cartoons.
1:40.3	Uh, say that again?
1:49.8	So when he is like, uh,
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