Vabbing and Scrabbing.
The Two Pints Podcast!
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4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
This week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016?
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| 0:00.0 | Are you calling? |
| 0:01.3 | Michelle. |
| 0:02.0 | What are you calling Michelle for? |
| 0:03.7 | Hi, Michelle, it's Ralph. |
| 0:06.3 | Hi, Ralph. |
| 0:07.8 | Michelle, Vabbing. |
| 0:09.6 | Talk to me. |
| 0:14.0 | Hello, and welcome to Two Bites of Will and Ralph, Series 7, Episode 7. What did you just do five minutes before we started while we were testing the microphones? What do you mean? You know what you did. What? I had a boiled sweet. Yeah, you ferreated around in your pocket. What's something with that? And I heard a little telltale rustling and you went, oh, come, and I've listened to you, |
| 0:37.9 | so, |
| 0:38.0 | I'm crunching a ball sweet. |
| 0:40.2 | Do you know what they is? |
| 0:40.3 | Like my grand used to |
| 0:41.6 | when she took her teeth out today. I've got, I've got a bit into me. It's a menthol boiled sweet. I love a menthol boiled sweet. I think they're called Jack, Jackson's or something, that you get like, Uncle Joe's? |
| 0:51.0 | Do you remember Uncle Joe's mint balls? |
| 0:52.5 | I used to love it. |
| 0:52.9 | What were them? |
| 0:53.5 | Fisherman's friends! |
| 0:54.8 | What were they? |
| 0:56.1 | They weren't my friend. |
| 0:57.3 | Jesus, |
| 0:57.9 | God! Uncle Joe's? No, Uncle Joe's mint balls. I used to love them. What were them? Fisherman's friends? |
| 0:54.8 | What were they? |
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