A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
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🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Fancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, maybe you can try that with Michelle for your next anniversary. |
| 0:03.6 | She'll still want a card. |
| 0:04.5 | I've done it in a card. |
| 0:07.2 | I've done it as the most romantic thing possible. |
| 0:08.6 | I've reserved as a spot on the moon. |
| 0:14.4 | Okay, welcome everybody to this week's What Will William Tell? |
| 0:20.0 | Cue that music! |
| 0:27.7 | I don't like this. |
| 0:29.1 | I like the dance. |
| 0:30.3 | There's a thing that Jaden taught me, Renee, there was a dance where you do this. |
| 0:35.2 | I don't know what that is, but that was a trend for a while. |
| 0:38.1 | What? What? That's a dance trend. Why is that a dance trend? I don't know. Anyway, that was good at you. If you're listening on the radio. Yeah, yeah, because it's audio only. That was really interesting to you. Well, during the William Tell music, Will was wobbling his tits around and it was, it was quite... I was doing a dance where you put your chin on your shoulders. It's like a dance routine. You put your chin on your shoulders like that. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, I know. Yeah. Anyway, I'll leave it. Listen, this week's what will William tell, right? Are you ready? I've got something for you. Okay. Now, this is true. Because at first I was like, is that just something that's on social media and you go? Because you know what? We said you can't really believe. |
| 1:14.2 | Yeah, we try and be a bit careful about spreading stuff that's not true, don't we? Here we go. Go for it. You can now reserve a hotel stay on the moon. Okay. 2032, they're saying you're going to be able to... Fuck off. Not that soon. Not that soon. Open the hotel in 2032 they're saying you're going to be able to... Fuck off. Not that soon. |
| 1:28.2 | Not that soon. |
| 1:29.5 | Open the hotel in 2032. |
| 1:32.0 | New York Post reports the construction is set to begin in 2029. |
| 1:36.7 | So you can stay in a hotel on the moon. |
| 1:40.8 | How much you think it is per night? |
| 1:43.5 | Well, I feel like getting there is the tough bit. You're not going it is per night? Well, it's get... |
| 1:44.2 | I feel like getting there is the tough bit. You're not going to get an Uber? No. It's 700,000 pounds a night. For just a hotel or transport there? I didn't... I've not gone into it that far. Well, this isn't what William tell you, Cot. Don't just fucking give me a headline and then not look into it. I have looked into it. |
| 2:01.5 | Okay. |
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