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Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Stay calm, ladies and gentlemen! The cover art is new but the topic is as old as time.
Today, Ethan and Pat discuss whether Princess peach was a colonialist, engage in a very convoluted discourse on bread, and mint a new cryptocurrency.
In the beginning of the episode, our favourite cartoon cereal mascots discuss Matt Walsh's "What is a Woman?" Pretty refreshing discussion, but the episode would've been way too long if I would have left it in. So its GOING ON PATREON BABEE. Support the show for $5 ($10 if you're feeling prodigal) per month to get access. Also leave a review to help us out and maybe get featured on the pod!! I'm waiting for people to start throwing some digs/jabs/bits in... too subtle for new listeners, but detectable by the Crunch Bunch proper. Join the Discord to get in on the fun!
Topic: what do the cargo cult, the divine right of monarch, Donald J. Trump, and Joseph R. Biden have in common? You guessed it... Liberalism.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge Judy cast. |
| 0:02.1 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:04.0 | We're going to talk about the best times |
| 0:05.3 | of Judge Judy laid down the smack |
| 0:07.5 | on a young African-American woman. |
| 0:10.3 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 0:10.7 | That really is the show, isn't it? |
| 0:12.6 | That really is just the whole show, |
| 0:14.2 | the whole program, summed up for you. |
| 0:16.3 | Do you know how Judge Judy works? |
| 0:19.5 | No. |
| 0:25.1 | It's like they come to a conclusion before they settle before they go into the show no no they don't they don't settle before they go into the show they um because if you |
| 0:31.0 | win the case you actually like get paid money but they essentially settle down to one of two options |
| 0:36.7 | and you're fighting for your option |
| 0:39.3 | but even if you lose |
| 0:41.1 | you don't have to pay any money |
| 0:42.6 | because Judge Judy the show |
| 0:45.3 | will pay your legal fees |
| 0:46.5 | Oh the show Judge Judy |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah so it entices people to go on the show |
| 0:50.8 | I know this because I know someone who went on Judge Judy |
| 0:54.0 | Oh I do I would like to go on the show. I know this because I know someone who went on Judge Judy. |
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