cord. Man. It's like when I talk to you, it's like wrangling cats. Man, so trying to get you on task

is like strangling cats. Are you, are you three cats stacked inside of a trench coat? Because boy,

howdy, it sure feels like it when I talk to you. Butter, Buster Brown.

All right, see you.

I'm doing the lion bit,

but it doesn't look good because I made the L lowercase.

It just looked like ions. You got to do a capital, capital L, L.

L, Lions, lions, lions, lions.

That's a good vocal warm-up technique.

Lying, investing, obfuscating nicotine.

I get all of my vowels and consonants in there.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast with its eyes on the prize.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

How you doing?

I'm doing well.

I know it feels like, it feels like we haven't talked in a while it's been a while since last we spoke it's

been a while since last week we even podcasted on the oh we podcasted on wednesday last week right

yeah we did yeah we did but i was just in a different place and you were you're looking at

something you're not paying attention this is the most critical part

of the podcast we have to set the tone for the rest of the episode we've got to do some jokes and you are

looking at another screen welcome to the crunch the only podcast that is more popular than church

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