I wanted to meet filmmakers and producers that, you know, they have advisors on their panel

before the script writers put a script together.

I wanted to be a secret advisor that gives Quran input into TV shows

that secretly inserts Quranic messaging in a show about a hospital or a show about whatever.

Right? So even if my name isn't out there,

but the Quran messaging is sneaking its way in somehow. In-sum-N-law. I'ma, and allah, and allah, and salamu,

and all his, and his halleh and his, jaheimani,

I know as you guys are settling back down,

I'm responsible for creating that chaos, but that's okay, I enjoy chaos.

This session is going to be, I'm actually looking, really looking forward to this session.

I'm the moderator for this session and I will be warning my esteemed panelists that I'm going to be very annoying and interrupt you and ask you all kinds of questions.

Just so you're mentally prepared not to give a speech. I will not allow myself or you to give a speech. We're going to have a conversation, in-shallah. I also, personally, because

I've been on many panels before, and the moderator gives these introductions to each of the

panelists, I'm terrible at that. Also, in the spirit of the same Hadith, I would not want to subject you to that kind of torture

that I have been a part of many years of my life.

One of my favorite memories was when somebody said,

and now I'd like to introduce my dear Mufti Mank.

And I've also been introduced as Brother Luqman before.

Brother Luqman, Ali Khan, I didn't know.

And the guy, he was nervous, so he said,

Brother Luqman, Ali Khan will be talking about Surat Noamman.

So what I'd first like to do to kick things off is to have each of our esteemed panelists

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