Using Amazon For Body Disposal w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 865

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/YMH You can get $5 off your next order, including the Protein Pastries, at https://MagicSpoon.com/YMH. Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. What's up , chomos! Tom's traveling, so Christina P brings back Duncan Trussell, Mystery Boys co-host and a man whose stated life philosophy is permanent, undisclosed arousal.They open the show with another offering from the Horny Cowboy, who we learn has Howie Mandel as a follower, and a "hog reveal" so disappointing you'll wish he really did whip it out. After that, thongs as bacterial superhighways, why orgies sound exhausting, and Duncan's never-before-told stint as a sex worker who was, infuriatingly, only ever booked by women.Then it's off to Bicycle Day, the true story of Albert Hofmann accidentally inventing LSD while trying to help women give birth. They detour into body disposal logistics on Amazon, airport stress-piss theory, and Disney Adult shirts for every condition imaginable. Yes, even erectile dysfunction!Christina's TikTok curations close us out, featuring an Austin rap guy, a woman live-documenting her suspiciously cinematic bedtime routine, a separate woman convinced she's married to a Shia LaBeouf clone, homeless-removal drone fantasies, and amateur gimp training. Duncan has some really serious thoughts on gimps too. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 865 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:41 - Stick My Dick In A Fan 00:09:26 - Opening Clip: Flash Your Lady 00:19:18 - Hog Reveal, Swinger Lingo & Orgy Logistics 00:25:40 - Sex Worker Confession 00:32:33 - Clip: Dracula Ass Pool 00:36:47 - Airport Bathrooms 00:42:25 - How to Dispose of a Body 00:46:22 - Bicycle Day: The Untold Story of LSD 00:51:53 - Disney Adults & Disney Diseases 01:03:10 - Christina's TikTok Curations 01:10:33 - The Shia LaBeouf Clone Conspiracy 01:20:47 - More TikToks 01:30:56 - Poser Gimps 01:38:57 - Closing Song - "FaceFat" by Jasilisk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.4	Warmer temperatures means spring is approaching and it's time to get out there and light one up with the fellas.
0:16.9	Whether you prefer the patio, the porch, the backyard fire pit, anything is better
0:20.8	than huddling up in your garage like you've been doing all winter. Sit in a real chair,
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1:08.6	Some exclusions may apply.
1:10.7	What's your favorite genre?
1:12.9	Genre right now, drum and, oh, far.
1:15.3	Farts, black guys, Jews, old people, conflict, making fun of women?
1:20.9	I'm going to go, like, black guys Jews?
1:44.6	Wait, I get... Black guy Jews? Yeah, is that what you said? Wait, where's blacks on here? I know there's a... It's the blue one. If we have to pick you, do farts, Jews. Oh, black. Here. Jew farts. Black. There's a ton of black drops, right? You got a McDonald's, nigga?
1:45.9	No, it's Brian Simpson.
1:47.5	That dick's something ain't cheating.
1:50.4	Oh, my fucking God.
1:52.0	Fucking retarded?
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