It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates Gape your 4th eye with Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell's new podcast Mystery Boys and get to the bottom of what's really going on in the world: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-i3EV1v5hLdsQknDbyTEDhROmB-qoGg7 SPONSORS: For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH. Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh for 20% off Sitewide | 25% off Luxe Mattresses | 30% off Elite Mattresses. This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun! Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy. Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut. Your Mom’s House Ep. 864 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Where's Tim? 00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar 00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update 00:21:18 - Truck Driving School 00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy 00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files 00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor 00:44:14 - Fun Day 00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy 00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer 00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan 00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie 00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back 00:57:46 - Budapest Food 01:00:19 - Ian McKellen 01:02:28 - Secret Cave 01:04:07 - Yummy Soda 01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut 01:10:11 - Wrap Up 01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Here, oh, hmm.
0:04.6	It's so stupid.
0:06.3	Yeah.
0:07.5	You know what?
0:08.2	Oh, no.
0:08.8	Okay.
0:10.1	How's that?
0:10.7	Is that better now?
0:11.5	Do you feel prettier?
0:12.9	You don't want it messing up your hair.
0:14.7	No.
0:15.3	I want to.
0:15.6	I know.
0:16.4	Here's what I want.
0:18.5	Oh.
0:19.3	Oh, my God.
0:20.2	Yes.
0:20.9	There we go. You got a sle God, yes. Yes.
0:21.8	There we go.
0:22.4	You go sleigh batty.
0:27.4	Welcome.
0:28.9	Welcome to your mom's house.
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