Use Your Mouth To Make It Pudding

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Iliza weighs in on splitting the cost of an engagement ring and a confession 30 years in the making.

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0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything.
0:05.0	It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me all your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comment section.
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook.
0:17.0	We'll see them. We'll read them.
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers. You know it. I've got it.
0:23.4	I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me. I'll do you anything. Help. Help. Help.
0:33.0	Welcome back to our world.
0:35.9	Step out of your problems and step into the problems of others with an all new episode of Ask Eliza Anything.
0:43.8	Brought to you by secretly eating dates.
0:47.3	No.
0:47.7	But not making a mouth noise.
0:49.0	You always make mouth noises.
0:51.7	No.
0:53.3	I know.
0:54.0	It's gross.
0:54.7	Look, it gets into my bottom of the cop, which we'll get into later.
0:58.9	But what?
1:01.4	I feel like starving.
1:03.2	Eat a piece of bread that's soft.
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