Ursula Andress vs. Jimmy Crack Corn

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Larry mourns the loss of the beautiful Ursula Andress and discusses exactly why it is that Jimmy cracks corn. Then Larry recites "Good By" by Emerson and talks about Andress' famous bikini scene from the James Bond movie Dr. No. And Larry once again lobbies for a marching band-only Super Bowl halftime show. Will the powers that be finally heed his request? Tune in and find out! Quote Of The Week: "I'm a big deal grownup now, drinking here in an empty bar." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0	This is Corolla Digital.
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0:19.2	You can steal from me, I'll be fine. The question is, what does that do to you? That's the question.
0:24.8	Terry Cruz is gonna be great, but if you steal from me if you go and buff in my
0:29.1	house, take my TVs, and I'll go get some more TVs. Right right but what does that do to you what are you now
0:36.4	your beef is what you are and you live like a thief and you act like a thief and all of a sudden everybody is your problem
0:46.0	you are now a professional victim because you see no way you can get anything in your life
0:52.0	other than taking it and I had some friends that I had to
0:54.5	get rid of they had a person they have a mindset of this you know man you know you
1:00.1	got to get yours because everybody's trying to get it. It's like, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa,
1:04.1	no, you can create.
1:06.0	You are a creator.
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1:12.2	com. Sunday. in Glendale. It's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's just about had it with halftime
1:47.0	Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who's just about had it with halftime shows.
1:55.4	Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller. I i'm larry miller but in a way aren't we all and
1:56.6	they get better every week
1:58.4	i know i say that every week
2:00.0	but it's true
2:01.4	by golly that's theme song, our theme song, my theme song, folks just makes
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