Do you remember the survival series, like it only happened about six days ago, because

WWE definitely hasn't.

We really have to stop doing this every single year, all like, oh my god, as brown versus

brown people love raw, people love Smackdown, and then you get to the next show, and nobody

gives a damn flood.

So let's not worry about that, because literally nobody else is, and hello, my name is

Samilla.

Welcome to Saturday, if you aren't watching this on day one, and ups and downs for the

latest edition of Smackdown.

You know what we do?

We review it.

That's what it is, with a fancy ass name, let's stop those doubts.

Brock Lesnar is headed back to WWE, I'm sure this is far sooner than anybody expected,

but Kayla Braxton was in the ring to kick off Smackdown, and she just went suspension

is over, bro, so he's coming back next week.

She shouldn't have done that though, because I can only presume the backstage Roman Reigns

and Paul Heyman were literally standing there, with their finger over the play entrance

music button, because as soon as they heard this, canna being, there was Roman Reigns'

music, and out he came.

Heyman, currently dismissed all of this as Kayla just being a bad journalist, whereas Roman wanted

to tell us that rumours are for losers, now that's going to be a very hard campaign

to get off the ground, Mr Head of the Table, but I'm sure we can work something out like

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