Would you like to know a little something about mine, Simon Miller's life?

I mean, you're saying no, but tough, you're going to get it anyway.

For some reason, when I sit down to watch Rampage, I have started singing Rampage.

It's a one hour show, Rampage. Heels, Lover, Low Blow, and I don't know why.

That is the song of Go West. It has no relationship with Rampage whatsoever,

but I do it every single week. Somebody please come around my house and help me.

Now, my name is Simon Miller for what culture, a very strange individual,

but it is I that have the finger of power. So what culture have told me,

I can come on here and give the good bits and up, and the bad bits are down.

For all the wrestling shows, and today we are indeed talking about the latest episode

of AEW Rampage, but was it any good, or was it a byler crap?

Let's find out by giving the good bits and up, and the bad bits and down.

Do you like friends? Good, because the opening contest on AEW Rampage was best friends

versus best friends, or Adam Kohler, Bobby Fish, taking on Wheeler, Utah, and Orange Cassidy,

hashtag friends. We started out with a little bit of wrestling between Bobby Fish and Wheeler,

Utah, but the real good stuff came when Adam Kohler and Orange Cassidy got in there,

because they were basically doing a taunt off. My Orange Cassidy was going to do his whole

woo, put my hand in my pockets, but Adam Kohler stopped him because he wanted to do the whole

Adam Kohler Bay Bay. And as a man who has been playing video games for a very long time,

I knew what was happening here. They were building up their taunts so they could build up their

meters and start to store finishes. It's also led to Orange trying to do this over and over again,

and Cole being desperate to stop him, and while it really was stupid, and while it was goofy,

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