Man, do I love it when we get big moments in professional wrestling, especially when you get a controversial decision because everyone starts yelling, everyone gets mad, then the other side come in, they get mad, everybody starts having a huge argument.

Even though stuff like this is totally nuanced, that's what I either board Aho Simon Miller go talk about today.

And I'm pumped to talk about it.

That's what anything entertainment wise should do.

It should make you feel something deep down in your tum-tum.

But yes, of course, it was John Cena's Saturday night main event, retirement, bonanza.

Well, after the start of it, I'm a bad person.

Because we saw all of these legends, a lot of which John Cena had had futes with.

We saw Tristratus.

God, I had it my brain. Of course he should have been there. I was like, I don't remember the John Sina-Stratus feud and no, I don't deserve this job. But hello my friends. Welcome to ups and downs, the only wrestling review show you need. I'm going to warn you now, we shall talk about John Sina versus Gunther. We shall talk about his retirement. But I have many thoughts to this. I have conflicting emotions because good wrestling should do that. It should take you in about 42,768 direction. Also, quick shout out to Norton as well who do sponsor this video. They are a VPN so you can protect your online status. And also you can, you know, watch certain wrestling shows from certain places. That's all I'm saying. And depending where you are located, there'll be a different way to do it, but the description is down there. But otherwise, can you believe it? I've been doing this a long old while, and it was the last time. I will up those downs for John Cena, so let's do it properly and go. Now, actually, we did start with noise that everyone has totally forgotten about for understandable reasons because it was Obithemi versus Cody Rhodes and man was I plugged in and locked into

this as soon as Obothemi was doing his entrance walk I was like this guy should just be on

the main roster. I know and repeat what I did say on Friday when we did smackdown ups and

downs but he didn't look face, he fit right in, and when he was staring down with Cody Rhodes, don't forget, it's one of the faces of the company, it just worked and it got me so damn excited, which actually is a very weird thing to say, and we kept it simple too. Cody tried to take the big man down. Obo was like, you can't take me down and he threw him all over

the place. Rhodes even tried to grab his head at one point, but no, he got back breaked and then he got spine busted too. And eventually sure he did do a dive, to put one of the dive counter, but given they were mucking around on the outside, Ober Ferry decided, I am going to run at you, Cody Rhodes, as hard as I can.

He didn't do this with his hand.

And they just went tumbling over

out on the announcer table.

Honestly, he didn't let up at all. At one point, I was like, overfemmy is a very large man. And Cody Rhodes is a big dude, too. I genuinely hope they're okay. Then I was like, why, when I watch wrestling, do I turn it to people's debt? Before that as well, we did the whole Ober Femmy runs at Cody Rhodes, but Cody gets out the way, meaning Ober goes smashing into rear-of-the-ring post, because never forget, no matter how big you are, if you do go into some steel, we're going to be in trouble. And after some of these collisions, Cody Rhodes was bleeding from his ear, and there's no way this could have been planned, it must have been hard way, because you wouldn't have sat down and gone, right, Cody, you're going to bleed from the ear, but sorry, John, you don't get to bleed at all. And after both guys had a bunch of one-two ooze, which was to show you that Oberfemy can compete with the Cody Rhodes, also that Cody Rhodes is desperately trying to beat the NXC champion. Well, once again, go back watch Smackdown ups and downs. You could see this

coming a mile away. Even if you were, Stevie Wonder, Drew McIntyre just ran in. Listen, I didn't like this

at all. He just started punching Cody Rhodes and the match was thrown out and I kind of sat there.

And I said to myself, well, that was totally pointless. I just thought that was the worst of all the

options. I don't mind Drew McIntyre running in because, again, it does create shenanigans, but I think we should have done that thing where, one, it costs Cody Rhodes the match, as long as you shout about it enough, it wouldn't make a difference, or two, he accidentally allows Cody to win. He's like, oh man, I can't believe I've done that. I'm such a stupid villain, but it is okay because I am playing the heel. But him just running it to stop the thing. Also, why don't he take 10 to 12 minutes? What was he? Stuck in traffic? On the toilet? Ridiculous. It would just mean that he does have more enemies that Ober could target him down the line, but quite clear we're not going to do that. And I did enjoy the aftermath because Obo just pushed Drew McIntyre on his ass, which is when Cody finally hit his Cody cutter. So Obe Femmy gave me the big choke slam when Cody Rhodes and Ober Femmy hugged, because that's just what baby faces do. So I am going to give the finisher down. Again, I thought we could have been way more creative here. So you do get a proper finish, but it, what, not necessarily benefits Kobe Rhodes. He doesn't need that.

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