I don't think anybody was expecting that.

Also, hello, my friends and welcome to AEW Dynamite,

Blood & Guns, where I'm going to take my finger of death

and give the good bits and up and the bad bits of death.

Also, you have never seen a wrestling show do such a 180 such as this one,

made me feel a warm and fuzzy in my tum tum,

let us up and stow us down.

So yeah, AEW did start this week with Jungle Boy,

deciding to kill Jungle Boy, I didn't think that was going to happen.

But Tarzan Boy, his old theme started to play when all of a sudden it did get cut off

and we cut to the desert and there was Junglely Jim

and he was burying his Jungle Boy boots as if to tell you,

I'm done with his character, I'm done with his gimmick,

I'm moving forward and now I am Jack Perry.

I never then pulled up even though he wasn't the desert,

that's like man, that's a really good car service when he came to the ring

to bait Hoven's fifth symphony.

I had to like smack myself at the head of his point

because I was like, I didn't have any of this on my 2023 bingo car.

So he was totally wild but I like it because it ties into my favourite thing

when it comes to professional wrestling.

All everybody has to do his go backstage and say,

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