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The Bert Show. All right. It is day three of the karma cleanse with Beth. Day one, well,

the premise here is that there are bad things happening to Beth right now in her life,

really bad things. And she kind of feels like she's earned it from the universe because she's done so many bad things to people. The very first day, she told us that she had, what was it the first day?

She lost Mr. Pickles. That's right. Her college roommate's beloved cat. That's right. And that ended up like being a cluster because they blamed it on the roommate's boyfriend, right? Uh-huh. She basically was like, yeah, your boyfriend came over and got a laptop and, oh, Mr. Pickles must have escaped. Well, he came to get the laptop and definitely not the massive party I had that Friday night. All right. Day two, Mo was the Birken bag? It was the Birken bag. She was jealous that her friend had a quote-unquote friend had a burkin bag. And she, quote-unquote, accidentally, oops, spilled some coffee all inside the bag and damaged it. Yeah, it was her Nepo baby coworker. She was like, I can't believe that she just gets all this hand to her. And she's looking at that bag, like, ooh, that is a representation of everything I hate in life. And then, yeah, she spilled the coffee. I feel it was obvious yesterday that the burkin bag for you guys was more offensive than the lost cat. It wasn't. That was. It was close. They're neck and neck. You are lying. All right, so Beth is back today and not only is she

sort of writing these emails or these letters and sharing them online, but she has promised us

after the show today she is sending all of these emails to the people that she offended.

We have found their emails for her.

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