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Update: Should They Try To Make A Baby At Their In-Laws House?

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🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

The window of opportunity for them to try to make a baby is veeeeeeeeery small. They're expected at their in-laws' house this weekend and that happens to be in their timeframe! Should they get to baby-making business while at her In-Law's home? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:01.9

For some people it is a hard no or maybe it's a soft no, that you will not have sex at

0:07.8

your parent's house period.

0:09.5

No matter how old you are, it doesn't matter if you're married or not, you feel like

0:15.8

it would be disrespectful to have sex under the roof where your parents are currently

0:20.9

living.

0:21.9

Well, that, I think there's two different things here.

0:26.0

There are definitely people who have no qualms having sex in their parent's house, but

0:30.8

do if the parents are there at the time.

0:34.1

So if the parents are out of the house, then that's fine.

0:37.4

I mean, I had no problems doing it at my friend Carrie's house.

0:43.4

So in this case, the email on Friday said that look, the window of opportunity for them,

0:47.8

try to make themselves a baby, which they're trying to do was going to be this past weekend

0:52.5

and never going to be at his parents house and he's like, no, no, no, that's the dilemma.

0:56.8

So they have been married for about a year and for the last couple of months, they have

0:59.6

been trying to have a baby and she is a teacher in the school years about to start back up.

1:04.6

So before he does, they are going to visit his parents over the weekend and she was saying

1:08.4

that she'll be ovulating during that time and she's starting to be obsessed with the process.

1:12.0

So she feels like I don't want to be patient.

1:14.0

We need to get it in every time we can take advantage of every opportunity.

1:17.6

And so she doesn't want to let this opportunity pass, but the husband feels like he doesn't

1:21.4

want to know that his child was conceived under the roof of his parents and feels like

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