Update: Should She Dim Her Light To Impress Her Boyfriend's Mom?

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🗓️ 4 January 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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The stakes were high, and she had to be slightly worse than her boyfriend's mom in one area when they met. Did she pull it off or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show she sort of had to sell herself out if she wanted to get the approval of her boyfriend's mom over the holidays
0:07.1	Well, if she could do that or not her ego took over
0:10.3	Before that, Cassie says there are a couple of phrases in 2024.
0:14.0	We just got to eliminate.
0:15.0	These have been driving me nuts and I've sat on it for months being like, this is a you problem, Cassie,
0:20.0	but they keep getting reused and they keep getting used like in the worst circumstances
0:24.9	and I just need it to stop. All right, so these three phrases have got to go.
0:29.2	Nourish, this nourishes me. Oh my God, no it doesn't.
0:34.0	Seeing a kitten does not nourish your soul, all right?
0:37.0	Yes it does, Cassie.
0:38.0	Yes it does.
0:39.0	You're cute.
0:40.0	It makes you feel good, right?
0:41.0	It doesn't fill you a joy joy which is the second phrase oh my
0:44.9	God I hate when people say I'm filled with joy your home can be filled with joy
0:48.4	no one is filled with joy in this economy in this
0:55.0	joy in this state of the world you're a liar I would love to be filled with joy
0:56.0	so joy was for December but we're over that this is January
1:00.0	December you're all liars no one is filled with joy.
1:03.0	Especially at the holidays.
1:05.0	I think it's bring you joy.
1:07.0	It just it just comes off as fake to me.
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