Uh, Bert Show.

All right, we offered you guys a couple of days ago.

I thought this could be real fun, man.

Um, if you have just started dating somebody, man or a woman, you've already gone through

all their socials, probably, but you know what?

They're just showing you what they want to show you.

You hit us up and you say, Hey, Bert Show, will you do the legwork?

Will you pay for this for me?

A background check.

And then if you tell us your story, we'll do all the work and in exchange, we will give

you the results of the background check on the show.

And Tammy said, I'm in because the stakes are high here.

She's got kids.

Hey, Tammy.

Hi guys.

Good morning.

All right.

So tell us about this dude.

Tell us how long you've known him and tell us why this background check is so important

to you.

So I am newer today.

I was, you know, I got divorced three years ago and, you know, just a little bit of dating

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