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Update: Her Sister THINKS She’s Gonna Be Her Maid Of Honor!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Her sister is ASSUMING she's the maid of honor in her wedding, but that's not gonna happen. We're here to help break the news! It's #TextingTutor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

0:03.3

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

0:06.4

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

0:08.4

Boring, just white boxes.

0:10.1

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it?

0:12.4

Hmm.

0:13.5

Like a nice shade of grey.

0:15.2

We are not having grey walls.

0:16.8

Why not?

0:17.6

Why not?

0:18.4

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

0:20.1

Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.

0:24.8

Halifax, it's a people thing.

0:26.8

For more information, search Halifax's first-time buyer events.

0:56.8

That's H-U-E-L dot com slash Spotify.

1:26.8

We're around like 32 babies in a bracketed tournament up online at theBirtShow.com.

1:35.6

We will eventually crown a champion that will get $1,000 from Duncan.

1:42.6

Yes.

1:43.1

My baby's still in it.

1:44.8

Congratulations.

1:45.3

You can't do it.

1:46.0

You can't.

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