Update: Bert Needed A Few Really Stiff Drinks After The Week He’s Had

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🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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We’ve all had moments when we feel like everything in our life is just piling up on top of each other. Like, every time you turn around something else isn’t going right and needs your attention. This week has been just that for Bert. Between his Fiancé’s health, his mom’s dementia, and his dog Riggins getting older, Bert just feels like he can’t catch a break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Alright, let me bring you all a guy you guys down.
0:03.4	Let's play a Bert's crappy day.
0:04.9	I figure if I deliver bad news with this bed, it doesn't sound nearly as bad.
0:14.5	Crank it all up!
0:16.5	Let's see if it works.
0:23.8	Keep it up.
0:24.8	Yeah, call my mom again yesterday and she's still looking for sleeping pills to kill herself.
0:28.4	Wow, what are we supposed to do?
0:30.4	I don't know.
0:31.4	I have no idea actually.
0:32.7	Look, I was telling these guys yesterday, man, that's, I'm not looking for a pity party
0:37.3	here.
0:38.3	I know that everybody has S and each and every day I wake up.
0:42.2	The first thing I do you guys I swear is when I open up my eyes, I thank God for all
0:47.4	the good stuff going on in my life.
0:49.6	That's the truth.
0:50.6	But there are just some times where life just wants to throw a whole bunch of crap at
0:53.7	you at the same time and it is tough to deal with, right?
0:57.2	I've got three that I'm dealing with right now and Kristen gave me a homework assignment
1:01.8	that I want to follow up with.
1:04.2	Okay.
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