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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing pe...

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0:00.0	Didn't they say a D is like the size of a small turkey?
0:03.9	What?
0:05.5	Something like that.
0:06.6	No, because I think I got D's.
0:08.0	That's not a turkey.
0:11.0	That's not even a chicken.
0:13.0	Turkey is a quail.
0:14.7	Yeah, it's like a quail.
0:17.2	It's like a plump quail.
0:18.5	I have like a mother quail. What do I got? It's not a chicken. quail. I have like a mother quail.
0:21.6	What do I got?
0:23.3	It's not a chicken.
0:24.3	No, do I think our boobs are the same size now?
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:28.2	Right around there.
0:32.3	Quails?
0:33.3	Yeah, little quails.
0:34.7	No, big quails.
0:35.7	Big quails.
0:36.2	It's kind of like a fat pigeon.
0:39.6	Someone's coming right now to this.
0:42.6	In the future.
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