Nun's the Problem

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedi...

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0:00.0	That's why I don't like somebody who doesn't have a stand-up mirror in their house. How am I supposed to check my butt hole for you? That's so true. It needs to be full-length. How am I supposed to make sure there's no toilet paper in my pussy flaps for you without a full-length mirror? If this isn't a good advertisement to get a full-length mirror, guys, I don't know what is. Yeah, she wants to see her pussy flaps. All right. Whoa, we're rolling. It's Hot Girls. Flapps.
0:23.2	All right.
0:23.4	Well,
0:24.0	we're rolling.
0:25.3	It's hot girl summer.
0:26.5	Is it?
0:27.8	We're feeling hot.
0:29.3	Is it hot girl summer?
0:30.2	It's hot girl summer.
0:30.8	We're single.
0:32.2	When does summer officially start?
0:35.0	As soon as it goes over 100 degrees in Texas.
0:37.0	Oh, it's been hot girl summer then. Yeah, it's been hot girl summer then. It's been hot girl summer.
0:38.7	What is hot girl summer? It's just sweaty and covered in butt pimples because that's what
0:44.1	Hawk girl summer is to me. Hot girl summer is just sweat. It's not having fun on boats, on yachts.
0:49.9	We're not in Miami. Let's get realistic ladies. I have to get back in the gym. I'm getting back in the gym and working out. I've been doing like at home workouts. Just I'm like if I'm going to watch TV, I have to do something. Or I'll like clean a little bit and then I'll do 10 squats. Just to get my muscles working because it's been that long.
1:11.1	I know.
1:13.1	I've been walking more, which feels good.
1:14.8	It's just so fucking hot.
1:16.2	You can't walk for that long.
1:18.5	It wasn't this hot in Miami either.
1:23.3	Here it is, I'm like, this is why I don't see any Jews in Texas.
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