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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time Emily nearly saw God on an air mattress. It’s unhinged. It’s oversharing. It’s perfect. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on d...

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0:00.0	I don't really like dark chocolate.
0:01.5	I love dark chocolate.
0:03.2	I love dark chocolate.
0:04.2	And more ways than one.
0:06.1	Oh.
0:07.1	Ladies.
0:08.8	Gentleman.
0:09.4	She's talking about black guys.
0:11.3	Fellas.
0:14.1	Brothers.
0:15.4	Nope.
0:15.6	My.
0:16.3	Have we ever done an episode not high?
0:27.6	Of course.
0:28.5	Fuck you think this is.
0:30.6	You've done like a billion episodes, right?
0:33.1	No, we don't.
0:33.9	Well, this is, yeah.
0:35.0	This is 203, I think.
0:36.9	201?
1:28.3	201? Yeah. So in 201 episodes, zero sober episodes? No, no, we've definitely had some sober episodes, right? Depending on the state that we're in. Are you allowed to talk about this? Yeah, we talk about how we never go against the bylaws of any of the states that we live in the We're in the Republic of Texas this year. That's right, sister. We have guns, but we do not smoke weed. We only smoke the THCA. We get outside on 6th Street in front of the cops. Yes, until it's outlawed. And then we will repent for our sins. They're pretty strict in Alabama too. Really? Spice was a big, did you guys ever... What spice? Spice was nuts. Isn't that K2? Maybe. It probably has another name now. Synthetic weed. Yeah, that's what it was. It's called K2 now? Yeah, it's like a controlled substance.
1:31.3	That's what I saw three people overdose from on 6th Street.
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