Cool Beans & Hot Messes: How Men Fumble Love with Darius Bennett

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

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4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. We get into: 🔥How to spot a narcissist before it’s too late 🔥 Why so many “nice guys” are really players in disguise 🔥 What men & women really want (but won't admit) Plus — cool beans, white girl phrases, therapy breakthroughs, and a whole lot...

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0:00.0	This girl, she was mad at me. And so she told me that one of my homeboys tried to hook up with her. And I asked her who. She wouldn't tell me. I told her, I said, yo, you can tell me. I just need to know so I know who not to trust. I'm not even going to approach him. I'm going to obtain his knowledge and move accordingly. Then she goes, all right, here, I'll send you a picture.
0:22.6	Maybe you can tell from the color of his skin.
0:25.0	She sent me a picture of his dick.
0:27.3	Was it a good dick?
0:28.6	It wasn't my dick, so no, it wasn't a big dick.
0:33.1	Did it make you mad seeing the dick?
0:35.6	It made me think about what she was trying to do.
0:38.9	You're trying to make me angry.
0:40.1	Trying to make me jealous.
0:41.2	You're really trying to hurt me.
0:43.2	What'd you do that she wanted to hurt you?
0:44.8	I don't probably fuck somebody else.
0:46.6	I'm not a bad person.
0:47.8	I just be...
0:48.7	I just be cheating.
0:49.7	Yeah, that's all I've ever done in relationships was...
0:53.3	Cheating.
1:00.1	Okay. that's all I've ever done in relationships was like, gee. We're locked in.
1:01.6	We're locked in.
1:02.4	We're loaded.
1:03.0	And it's another episode of Two Girls One Blonde.
1:05.0	I have my co-host, Miss Emily Wade.
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