Unsolicited Cocaine Spam

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Is Afraid Of Bridges And Thinks Skinny People Stink 2:52.970 Meade Asks If Slavery Was Really That Bad, Really? 7:26.062 Narc Woman In Battle With Family, Neighbors, And Pizza Hut Trolls 12:10.190 Creepy Perv Follows Women And Films Them 22:44.886 Anthem For The Big Breast Lovers Out There 24:53.336 Sign Up For The Sideshow Right Now! 28:26.632 A Whopper Of A Headache 30:03.129 Unsolicited Cocaine Spam 34:02.466 Child Gets Revenge On Snake By Chewing It […]

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0:00.0	Hey Frank, it's Wednesday, August 17th, 2022, coming up on the program today, do skinny
0:05.9	people smell like piss?
0:07.8	Distorted view, investigates, plus a pizza hut prank call leads to a woman suffering
0:12.4	from an arm's spasm, obsessed with big breasts, a titty lover's anthem, and pelted with a
0:18.1	Burger King Whopper.
0:19.4	Hi, beautiful.
0:20.4	Hey, you still jerking it?
0:21.4	Yeah, still jerking it.
0:22.4	You haven't come yet?
0:23.4	No, no, yeah.
0:24.4	What are you into, stud?
0:25.4	Oh, you know, a lot of taboo stuff, you know, and, you know, I just, I just look...
0:29.4	Dogs?
0:30.4	Well...
0:31.4	Children like what?
0:32.4	Shit.
0:33.4	Like, tell me the taboo stuff you're into.
0:34.4	Gold of showers.
0:35.4	You know, incest.
0:36.4	Oh, yeah.
0:37.4	Oh, yeah.
0:38.4	Yeah.
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