Unsavory Characters, Chaperoning, 'They' | Thursday Afternoon Podcast 10-23-25

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about unsavory characters in sports, chaperoning a school field trip, and 'they'.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-23-17 - Bill rambles about considering taking mushrooms, dying, and his Austin weekend.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon.
0:04.0	Friday after, ah, what the fuck?
0:05.8	Ah, Jesus Christ.
0:08.7	Hey, what's going on?
0:09.9	It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday,
0:13.2	a Monday morning podcast and I'm checking in on you.
0:17.8	Wow!
0:19.1	Sorry, my brain, my brain, man, it's been fucking all over the place, man.
0:26.6	Anyways, what's going on? What are you doing? Yeah? You're doing good.
0:35.0	All right, what are we going to talk about? Let's talk about sports, baby.
0:40.2	Let's talk about you and me.
0:42.5	Let's talk about all the money that you can make on that shit.
0:47.9	Let's talk about sports.
0:52.2	It's such a weird fucking song.
0:55.6	Let's do a public service announcement about safe sex.
1:01.1	Ladies, anyway, I caught the replay of the final, like, five minutes of that Giants, Denver Bronco game.
1:11.2	All right, here's a Bronco game. All right.
1:11.7	Here's a new drinking game.
1:14.3	All right.
1:16.3	Whenever the fucking announcer goes,
1:18.0	there's plenty of time left.
1:20.0	You got to do a shot.
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