Unreal Lobos

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

It’s Unreal Lobos, Lobitos! This week the guys are coming to you from Cafe Tropical in Silver Lake where we had our recent pop up event. The duo discuss fantasy football with Anthony, Sakamoto Days with Oshún Ramirez and they chat with JMKM about Unreal Poke’s success. Catch an extended version of the episode from the pop up event where we chat with Lobitos about love and life, available only on supercast.

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Transcript

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0:15.2	This week on Lone Lobos.
0:17.5	Any family members you'd like to shut up?
0:20.6	Shout out my chickens. Just straight up. I got some chickens. I'm in the backyard. And shout out my chickens. They're dropping eggs. Would you like to know what we're eating? Well, first, please. Yes, I'd like to know what we're eating. Okay. Okay. Jacob's eating a cinnamon twist. Oh, bro. Unreal Poke is here because of y'all. Hey, thanks, bro. I appreciate you. I love you too, man. Mostly more Sholo, but... I ate more of it. You... I don't even think that's true. But also, you are so fantastic in the show. Thank you. And we all show up in the OP as well. Yeah.
0:55.8	Jordan's got a spam.
0:56.8	No worries about him.
0:58.1	Anthony, would you like the first bite?
0:59.2	Sure.
1:01.8	And for all of our listeners.
1:04.1	It has a light area finish.
1:06.5	Good amount of acidity.
1:08.5	How's the gluten in this?
1:09.9	Well, we can just edit it out.
1:14.4	Let's just keep saying, because this is, I have to, this is due by tomorrow, so just give myself more work. Okay.
1:15.2	Three, two, one, go.
1:22.3	Come on, come on. All righty.
1:35.3	The boys are back in the kitchen where they belong.
1:39.3	Welcome back to another week of lone Lobos.
1:43.3	This time, we've left the set.
1:47.0	Yeah.
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