Unc But Not Chopped

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

This week on Lone Lobos, Xolo Maridueña welcomes Jacob Bertrand and the team all the way from Edinburgh! Xolo, who has terrible airport luck, shares a recent story about flying to Scotland. Jacob announces he’s getting back into music with his band. The duo also recaps their favorite moments from our recent pop-up with Unreal Poke and Cafe Tropical. We then dive into Taylor Swift’s newest album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” and Xolo shares his stand-up routine he’s been working on. Lastly, we discuss the Dodgers as they prepare for the NLCS. In our bonus segment this week, Jacob, Xolo, and the team test their geography knowledge—check it out only on Supercast.

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0:15.1	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.
0:19.8	It's not a burger.
0:20.7	That patty is actually sausage, which makes cheese and ketchup. It's not a burger. That patty,
0:21.3	it's actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich, a breakfast sausage sandwich, the new
0:25.5	199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with RSPCA at short pork.
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0:34.3	Subjects for availability. This week on Lone Lobos.
0:55.8	You want to hear some of my stand-up that I've been working on? Yes. You're sure. Anyone, anyone have more than one dad? Anyone have a dad that you didn't really see growing up? Anyone? Clap. Have you never, like, in a game of something, like made a mistake like that? Didn't the reason? Yeah no i'm not the one that they passed to to make the buzzer beater oh i'm the one trying to get the ball off me
1:00.4	hey you know what dude if i'm in uck status i'm just glad that shoals right there with me
1:05.5	at least it's just unk and you're not unk chopped. Dude. I...
1:11.0	Three, two, one.
1:13.9	Go!
1:29.6	Good morning.
1:31.9	Welcome to Scotland.
1:35.5	Thank you so much.
1:38.0	I'm so happy to be here in Edinburgh.
1:41.8	I'm really beat, though.
1:42.6	Yeah.
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