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Hello, welcome, welcome, welcome one and all to the shit show. That is the low life podcast. I'm your host, Lo van Rumpf. There's nowhere else I'd rather be. This is a good place. Oh, I'm so happy. I'm sitting here. Got my little comfy on. Do you know what a comfy is? Have you worn one before? I love them. They're so good. It's basically a snuggy. I don't know if the companies are affiliated, snuggy and comfy, but anyway, this isn't an ad or promotion. Like, I'm not getting paid for shit. I just love my comfy. It's basically an oversized blanket that has sleeves, a hood, and it just makes

you feel like you're in a little cocoon, a little hot pocket, if you will. Oh, just nice and

toasty. I got it off of Amazon. It's like 30 bucks, and I was watching Shark Tank. They were

promoting it on there. And sometimes you find some great products on Shark Tank, like the Scrub Daddy

thing. So anyway, ordered my comfy, best $30 I've spent in a long time. So I got that on. I'm drinking my machete latte. I'm an iced coffee guy. You know I love the iced coffees. It's my ride or die. My tried and true. I'm always down for a delicious ice coffee, splash almond milk. But sometimes, very rare.

Sometimes I like to switch it up with a warm beverage. And if I am going to go the hot route,

I go with macha green tea lattes. Oh, they're so nice. I got it at the Asian market. It's called

99 Ranch. So I usually shop at like Vallarta Market, which is like a market for

Mexicans. They have all the delicious Latin foods and stuff that I love so much. Sometimes I like

to change it up, go for a 99 ranch, hang out with my Asian brothers and sisters, and try some

funky foods I've never had before. Sometimes I find stuff that's delicious and like mind-blowing.

Other times I'm like, what the hell did I just eat? I'm about Devam, but you never know what you're going to get. Anyway, I got my macha green tea latte with almond milk, just sitting here. And then on the other side of me, I got my precious little duke. And he's on cloud nine. Literally, I got this heated blanket for him. So it's just like he's on this cloud of warmth.

Oh, he's so cute.

Listen to little dookie, snoring like a human.

Oh, my little dukees is snoring like a little man. So I was on this Zoom meeting for this magazine shit I have coming up. And the producer on the Zoom meeting, he goes, excuse me, is there a guy snoring next to you? It's just really distracting. Like, what's going on? Like, he was all irritated. And I'm like, oh, sorry, that's a little dukey booty, my pug.

But sometimes he snores really loud. And it sounds like a full-blown human sleeping next to me,

which the sounds of dukey snores, like if you have a pug or a French bulldogs, I think,

any dog that doesn't have much of a snout, more flat face, they let out more snores.

Anyway, that's like waves crashing on the ocean for me at this point. So now if I date someone and

they snore, I'm like, that's okay. I love your snore. It reminds me of my little doogie.

I'm used to it at this point. Like, I actually need the sound of snoring to fall asleep because Doogie sleeps next to me every night. But anyway, yes, I just feel like I'm in a Zen place right now. Feels good. Drinking my latte, got a little Dookie on his warm cloud. And life is good right now. So I hope you're having a wonderful week. But if you're not having a good week, well, don't you worry, boo-boo. you've come to the right place. Got a great show in store for you today.

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