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TRASHFUTURE

*UNLOCKED* Scaffold to Heaven

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Riley has been driven insane by a… company hinging on a single Australian man that appears to be bamboozling the British State with complex financial chicanery, and now you all have to hear the story of how NScale started out as a landlord for bitcoin miners and became the government’s best hope for a “Sovereign AI” but that has only a scaffolding yard to its name. Except it also doesn’t own the scaffolding yard either. If you want to hear more bonus episodes like this one, consider signing up on our Patreon! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone. It's Riley, who you're not really usually used to hearing as the bumper person.

0:04.7

But today, you can see perhaps that we have unlocked a bonus episode to the free feed.

0:11.3

We've done that just because we think this one might be a little bit newsy, so we just wanted to unlock it so more people could hear it.

0:20.3

So please enjoy how a data center that wasn't kind of drove me a bit insane.

0:27.6

See you soon. Hello, everybody. Welcome to this. It's Thursday bonus episode of T.F. It is Riley. It's Hussein. It's Nova. And I, listen, I started Googling.

0:55.4

And I might have Googled one too many times.

0:58.3

Yeah, you might have accidentally done some journalism and you might have fucked around.

1:02.9

And we might be about to break actual legitimate news on this.

1:07.5

Like little, like tiny, like tiny news, like little news.

1:10.2

I don't know.

1:10.7

Something that's very us. And it's little, like tiny, like tiny news, like little news. I don't know.

1:11.4

Something that's very us, and it's all, you know, down to actually doing some research.

1:17.7

So, Riley, thank you.

1:19.0

You know, while you've been doing that, I have been with my friends in the sort of woke,

1:23.7

deep state trying to remove Winston Churchill from various banknotes and sort of like

1:30.4

statues and so on, in order to replace him with the animals from the wind and the willows.

1:35.5

Yeah, I've also been running a counter campaign, but my aim is to replace the Winston Churchill

1:39.7

five pound note with a pristine image of Evangelian Unit 1.

1:45.0

That's a throwback for people who remember the time where I got quoted, no, I had a whole

1:50.0

article made of me in The Daily Star because I had set up a joke campaign to replace the

1:57.0

Winston Churchill statue with a statue of either Unit 1. And when I was asked why this would be a

2:03.2

better option, I said in my infinite wisdom that either unit one has a more aspirational body type.

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