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TRASHFUTURE

Dire Straits feat. Josef Burton

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Josef joins us again to discuss the ongoing disaster in the Persian Gulf, and the crumbling not only of the facade of imperial legitimacy but imperial omnipotence. Also, we look at a startup that could only be called a “moonshot.” Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

I want to start out with a question to everyone here. It's Nova, it's Hussein, it's Riley. It's Joseph Burton,

0:21.5

returning champion. Returning champion and heroic last second guest as well. That's right.

0:27.7

How many layers of Israel are you all on? And can you compare to the startup I'm going to start

0:34.1

us off with before we get into the news? Yeah, I'm like a nice, like, eaten, is it eaten mess? The ones are lots of layers? Yeah. Trifle, like a four, five layer trifle. I don't know how many layers of Israel I'm on. I like to think I keep that number relatively low, but like, I do own two pairs of white jeans. So it's never zero. What I will say is that like am I in a very Israel time in

0:57.3

my life only in the sense that like lots of people are mad at me? You're only at a very

1:02.2

Israeli time in your life if lots of people are mad at you because of shit that you are doing.

1:06.7

Yeah, that's best right. Joseph, how many layers of Israel are you on right now?

1:11.7

Because I'm about to give you a startup that's going to be, it will obliterate that number.

1:15.9

So, you know, pretty low.

1:17.4

We like to keep Israel levels pretty low, kind of at a background level where I am.

1:22.2

But I don't want to give it away, but given my, I'm on a different level of it. Speaking as a former Smithsonian Air and Space Museum volunteer, I am on some completely other levels with this one. Oh, yeah, okay. This is a startup called Moonshot. They're too secretive to have a public facing website. Yeah, for security reasons, Israel has to occupy part of the moon. Gotcha, sure. Oh, oh, you read ahead.

1:46.2

Fuck you. Fuck you. No, no. I can't keep doing. I don't read ahead. I just say the worst thing,

1:54.1

and it always happens. Yeah. We found this ancient coin in this new tranquility. It proves that the moon has always been Israel.

2:03.1

Oh, Jesus.

2:04.3

We're using our new moonshot technology to send a burger slap up there.

2:11.1

It's going to be the first restaurant on the spacesuit pants are already white.

2:16.4

I've always thought that what the Val-Marinaris needed was a Jabotinsky Street, upon which there could be a restaurant named Pizza Well.

2:24.8

Now, Joseph, I actually have sent this to, but Nova and Hussein have not seen this.

2:31.0

So this is a company that they've been written about in press and by their investors. This is

2:35.3

apparently, this is usual for Israeli defense tech startups. They like press first and then they

2:40.1

have like a website. This is the post from angular ventures on the company. So not spherical.

2:45.8

Basically that they heard from this entrepreneur, showed them this slide deck. And I'm quoting here.

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