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*UNLOCKED* Clue Crew #301: Merry Christmas to Mall and to Mall a Good Night!

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0

The Hello, sir.

0:37.5

Welcome to Victoria's secret.

0:41.4

Can I help you doing some last-minute shopping?

0:43.7

Yeah.

0:44.8

Sorry, yeah.

0:47.7

Yeah.

0:49.3

I'm sorry, do you approach everybody who walks in, or do I have a vibe?

0:53.3

I'm just asking because, you know, you know, you walked right up to me and said,

0:57.7

hello, sir.

0:58.6

Sure.

0:59.4

Well, it's a week before Christmas and a lot of men come in to do some very last minute shopping.

1:05.5

And, of course, when men do shopping, it's typically something to sort of of uh you know feed into their ego or their

1:12.7

ones so they buy a woman lingerie oh uh oh okay great no yeah i uh i actually didn't have any

1:22.3

idea so is that and that's that's a good gift lingerie or yeah i mean I mean, it can, it can be. Can be. And, sir, you can calm down. Those are just mannequins. Okay, I'm sorry. I see you, go ahead and he was eyeballing. I see you getting very nervous. Those aren't real women. Those are mannequins. Okay. Yeah, sure. I just, it's just a lot of people looking at me. You know, you walk into a place and there's a lot of people looking at you. So I do have a, we just kind of have a cheat sheet. Just in December, we here at VS, we try, that's short for Victoria's Secret, we try and help people out. So I do have a little

2:02.9

card here that will help you out. Three words to describe your wife? Oh, I am. Or girlfriend?

2:10.2

I'm not, yeah, I'm not married. Okay, three words to describe your girlfriend. I'm not currently,

2:14.4

I'm not currently seeing anyone. Okay, three words to describe the recipient of this gift.

2:20.2

Okay.

2:21.3

Private.

2:22.9

Okay.

2:24.7

Anonymous.

2:25.6

It's you.

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