0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.4	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.3	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.1	Both of the network of fish.
0:14.5	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.5	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.1	And the horse was a thing Friday.
0:37.4	Quote, JPC, you have a black eye is that from the black friday sales did you try to get a new
0:42.8	flat screen tv and sort of get into it i tried to get flattened on my screen by a tv there i got i got a fist fight. Oh, boy. I got a fist fight the best one. All right, let me shine this flashlight in your eyes. Why my eyes? He's the one with the concussion. Just trying to get that reflection going. They're like little chiseled diamonds there in your eyes. Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm. Adolf, I feel like you might have a concussion. Let me just shine a light in your eyes. Yeah, I went to ask JPC what was wrong with him. And I bonged heads. So hard. Adel, I see a lot of reflections coming from your eyes. Those look like, and I hate to say it, conflict diamonds, which, as you know. Oh, no. I was going for a lap groan. No, we have to take them out because, you know, it's pretty
1:33.3	unethical to have those, even if they are in your eyes. Yeah, that's what Bono sings. That's what
1:38.2	Bono sings. Sunday party, Sunday, she will be loved.
1:46.0	We love Bono.
1:47.5	We love Bono, folks, don't we?
1:48.9	Don't we love Bono?
1:49.9	Happy December. The studio audience just went crazy.
1:53.0	Listen, he's giving it his all.
1:56.0	What it is, I don't know.
1:59.2	He's giving it his all. He's wearing sunglasses and he's doing know. He's giving it his all.
2:01.9	He's wearing sunglasses and he's doing something.
2:04.9	He's giving it his all.
2:05.8	That's how I should have said it.
2:06.6	Fuck.
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