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Podcast: The Ride

Unlocked: American Gladiators Orlando Dinner Theater

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Enjoy this sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find even more Second Gate episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide


Orlando is/was truly the greatest place on Earth. Where else could you eat atrocious food while watching jacked-up American Gladiators kinda fight.

Orlando is/was truly the greatest place on Earth.

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

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0:11.0

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0:22.9

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0:27.4

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0:33.5

Forever!

0:35.9

Dog!

0:42.3

Five, four, 3, 2, 1 Welcome to Podcast the Ride the Second Gate.

0:59.9

I'm Tork, joined by Outlaw.

1:03.4

I'm pointing at you.

1:05.0

Outlaw.

1:07.4

That's right.

1:08.6

Embrace it.

1:09.7

Own it.

1:10.8

Outlaw. I was going to call myself like young man or something. Well, that's right embrace it own it outlaw I was gonna call myself like young man or something well that's fine these are suggested but that's better that's more of an actual American gladiators name I'll call myself outlaw outlaw yeah that's and over there it's throb oh thrott I was going to say scuttle, and then I realized that's a little...

1:30.1

Scuttles is a little mermaid.

1:32.8

Yeah, that's why I was like, wait, there's a Disney thing named Scuttle is, and then I remember.

1:37.7

Yeah, scuttling isn't a tough word to scuttle around?

1:41.3

What about in gorge?

1:42.8

Sure.

1:44.1

Well, throb and gorge. Well, scuttle kind of made sense to me because you got to scuttle between the barrier. You got to dodge the balls and stuff. You got to be craftery and high. I guess you could describe that as scuttling. Scurrying is what you're thinking, I think, more. You're thinking about I think all right over there is scurry technically an action verb well to each his own I just want I just

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