Donkey Kong Mine-Cart Madness
Podcast: The Ride
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
We’re barrel-blasting onto the main feed in 2026! Come for the expert analysis of Epic Universe’s Donkey Kong coaster; stay for the discussion of which Kong characters are dating. The year may be new, but PTR is still up to its old tricks!
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| 0:34.1 | Dog! |
| 0:36.3 | Warning. |
| 0:39.5 | The following podcast may contain safe candy. |
| 0:45.3 | Beryl play. |
| 0:47.9 | Befuddling family trees. |
| 0:51.1 | And someone doing the impossible and improving on a red hot chili pepper's song. |
| 0:57.9 | All that plus, our host swing from topic to topic through a tangent-filled jungle. |
| 1:05.1 | It's D.K. Donkey Kong. |
| 1:09.1 | D.K., Donkey Kong MindCart Madness |
| 1:12.7 | is here |
| 1:13.6 | on today's podcast |
| 1:15.9 | The Ride |
| 1:17.1 | The Ride |
| 1:17.1 | You Welcome to podcast The Ride, hosted by three guys who think if they dress like Funky Kong, no one will notice they've aged into |
| 1:45.7 | cranky Kong. I'm Scott Gardner. There's Mike Carlson. Thinker, but you're right. If you think |
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