Hey everyone, Chris here, producer Chris.

So it's Christmas and we were supposed to do this Christmas special that we started writing

last year, but Felix kept insisting that he had got it handled and that he was going

to record something on this trip to see Amber he was taking or something.

I don't know, I was doubtful.

But just today, Christmas Eve, I got this VHS tape in the mail from Felix with this note

that said, here's some more try hard Christmas bullshit for the hogs.

Okay, whatever.

Let's just hope this is actually Christmas related and not just tangentially set around

Christmas.

So a bunch of internet petins don't spend the next 30 years arguing whether or not it's

actually a Christmas special.

Alright, let's just pop this bad boy in the old tape deck and...

Hey, you don't like flying, do you?

No, I just more think about like how pissed I would be if everyone on the plane died when

I wouldn't be able to save them.

I understand that, but you don't want to know the secret of successful air travel?

Listen, after you get where you're going, you take off your shoes and socks, take out

your little telephone, you take a picture of your feet, you wriggle them little figures

around, you post it on social media under the hashtag Travel Feet and you walk around

on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.

But first what you got to do is you got to take it out of three or four percassettes.

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