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Hello, it is your Chapo. It's your Chapo today for Monday, December 20th, getting into

the red zone of the holiday season. Today, you may notice that it is me here talking

instead of Will. Will is, he's traveling. Will has passed away. Will is traveling into

another stage of life. He is making his transition into death. Will is on the River

sticks right now. Will is in the Delta lounge on the River sticks. Will is listening to sticks.

He's listening to sticks. Will did not die of the Omicron virus. He got every vaccine

except the flu shot and has passed away from the flu. I'm just imagining that you're on

your deathbed. You've lived a long, full life. You feel like you've come to some kind

of understanding about the world, the universe, your soul and spirit, and you see that white

light and you move into it and you are transported across space and time to the eternal Chicago

O'Hare terminal B. And it's all decorated for Christmas. And you're like, Oh, this is

this is eternity. This is the afterlife. It's Chicago O'Hare forever. Well, Chicago O'Hare

doing Christmas is heaven, but Chicago O'Hare during just like summer travel season's

as hell. Yeah, exactly. It is Chicago O'Hare Christmas. It's the end of Monty Python's

meaning of life. And you're at Christmas. It's Christmas in heaven every day is Christmas

day. See, this is where we validate the medieval Catholic view of the afterlife. This is purgatory

what you're describing. And you have to spend a certain amount of time waiting for your

flight in purgatory. And your family can, if they want to, do things like, you know, pay

for a prayer chapel or buy an indulgence to maybe bump up your departure time. What's

so like which version of heaven is LaGuardia? By LaGuardia, I mean, the airport you can

steal from, which is the purgatory where you can get away with the most. I think LaGuardia

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