Unknown Number: The High School Catfish
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The Unknown Number documentary is horrible and I’ve got the most Rochelle story from Denver! Plus so many of your emails and the Holi- Days like, “German Butterbrot Day!”
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Midnight Air Listener. |
| 0:11.7 | It's me, Daniel Van Kirk. |
| 0:13.9 | If you're listening to this right when it drops, |
| 0:17.1 | it is around 11 p.m. |
| 0:19.1 | Rochelle, Illinois time. |
| 0:25.7 | And it is November 11 p.m. Rochelle, Illinois time. And it is November 22nd, the day after Earthwind and fire. Let me get some plugs out of the way really quick. Just in case you want to |
| 0:32.1 | skip ahead, I'll make it easy for you. But I'd rather you didn't. St st louis i'm going to be in your city anyone around |
| 0:39.6 | there who wants to come let's hang i'll be at the flyover comedy festival i got a lot of nights |
| 0:44.4 | the 13th 14th 15th and 16th we're doing a live dumb people time on the 16th and i imagine i'll |
| 0:49.9 | just be doing a whole bunch of stand-up shows once or twice a night, Thursday, Friday, and |
| 0:56.0 | Saturday. On 1122, exactly two months from today, I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, doing a charity |
| 1:06.2 | fundraising show for Habitat for Humanity. Go to Daniel Vankirk.com to get tickets for that. |
| 1:11.6 | Same thing for St. Louis. But you don't need to go to Daniel Vankirk.com for the last thing I want |
| 1:16.8 | to tell you about. And that is on the 24th or 25th of November, I'm going to be doing one of |
| 1:22.2 | and maybe just hanging out at the other one of Kyle Canaan's Thanksgiving shows at Talia Hall. |
| 1:29.1 | I imagine wherever you go to find Kyle Canane Things is where you will find tickets for that. |
| 1:37.3 | As far as other stuff, this week's episode of Penn Pals, I can think, think sorry it's late at night you're going to sleep i'm trying to do work |
| 1:51.9 | so let's don't judge me the way you would judge yourself and also if you're judging my you're me |
| 1:58.9 | thank god if you're judging my, you're me. Thank God. If you're judging me negatively, |
| 2:05.1 | and you would do that to yourself, don't do that either. Dave Holmes joins me this week. It's in the |
| 2:12.3 | public feed. It's in this feed right here. He gets into the pen pal's water. |
| 2:19.6 | And as usual, it feels great. |
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