Pen Pals Podcast - Dave Holmes | RE: Best Party Ever
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
We’re back again with guest host and Pal Dave Holmes! In today’s letter, Jessica tells us about the best party she’s ever been to. We also talk about Applebees’ Nightclub “The Bees”, the hotel cuck chair, bad fashion choices, and more!
We wish you well, sincerely,
Your Pen Pals,
Daniel Van Kirk and Dave Holmes
P.S. – Don’t forget to respond to Daniel’s letter about Old People Being Mean & Chips and Salsa! Head to the Paitch to read the whole letter!
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Pen Pals is produced by Clara Madenwald. Our artwork was created by Geoffrey Tice and Kaela Weeks, and our theme music is by Patrick Keenan of The Winter Sounds.
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This show wouldn’t be possible without the support we get from you, our Patreon subscribers - thank you! And remember to tell everyone about your two favorite cackling idiots. #growtheshow
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| 0:00.0 | If you want to be my friend, you had better go and get our pen. |
| 0:05.0 | And maybe we could keep in touch like they did in the old days. |
| 0:10.0 | It wasn't so long ago. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, and I wish you well. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, oh, sign your pen pal. |
| 0:25.6 | Hello, pen pals. It's me, Daniel Van Kirk. Thank you so much for checking out this episode with the great Dave Holmes. |
| 0:33.6 | I want to let all of you know if you've been paying attention over at patreon.com slash pen pals |
| 0:38.5 | or maybe if you've come to pen pals for the first time with Dave Holmes dragging you in here, |
| 0:44.1 | I'm grateful for that. But this is in the public feed. I've done this before in the past, |
| 0:49.6 | but it's just going forward. I'm going to make it a thing that every time we have a guest host, |
| 0:53.9 | one of those episodes, at least one of those episodes is going to make it a thing that every time we have a guest host, one of those episodes, |
| 0:55.0 | at least one of those episodes, is going to be just put into the public feed. So if you |
| 1:00.5 | have never been a member of the Patreon, you haven't been in the page, or you just haven't heard, |
| 1:07.3 | now you know, and you can have it right here. You can have a little bit of a Patreon hang. |
| 1:11.6 | If you are somebody that wants to listen to Rory and I, every single episode of the Pen Pals is |
| 1:17.3 | right here on this feed. Also, every episode we've ever done on the page is over on patreon.com |
| 1:24.2 | slash pen pals. I can remember things. Speaking of remembering things and also speaking |
| 1:31.0 | of the beautiful one of my best friends, Rory Scoville, we're going to be doing the flyover comedy |
| 1:37.8 | festival and by we, I mean me, but also the Sclar brothers. We're going to be doing shows all weekend. |
| 1:42.7 | And by we, I also mean |
| 1:44.5 | Rory Scoville, we're doing a live dumb people town with Rory as our guest. So it isn't going to be |
| 1:50.6 | a pen pals. But if you love the energy of Rory and I being two cackling idiots, that is definitely |
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