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🗓️ 4 June 2021
⏱️ 82 minutes
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It's the last ep of the season before we take our summer break, and boy is it some beachy fun! Our longtime friend and first time guest Justin Michael stopped by the Lizard Lair to explain all about the sneaky things Universal Studios did to introduce a new dumb non-animatronic King Kong attraction in the 2000's. Like burn down half the damn theme park. And lie to a bunch of musicians. And sneak legos into a little boy's room. Think this sounds weird already? Just you wait. And while you're at it, listen to Justin's new podcast Nature Talks to Itself! And also, have a great summer!
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0:00.0 | Yeah, I'm like this is a fucking monster. Oh, is he? Yeah, he's like a real shitty like |
0:23.2 | shock-jock like I just know him because like when I used to drive kind of like make |
0:28.6 | deliveries for my mom had this like tape recycling company back in college and |
0:34.2 | so I would like pick stuff up and drop it off and like pick up like old tape |
0:37.5 | that she would recycle as part of this factory. I would like put on whatever |
0:43.2 | radio was on and it was usually this like super shitty misogynist you know |
0:49.4 | just awful man like classic radio dude classic like Friday is flash Friday's |
0:55.7 | that means ladies if you're driving by and somebody like Honks at you you got |
1:00.1 | to flash him your tits and it was like truly that is a thing that he would |
1:03.7 | you do and I I knew he was a radio guy I had no idea he was one of those like |
1:09.1 | what my out Wednesdays guys exactly yeah yeah |
1:15.8 | the city's out Thursday it's just somebody with a list trying to say yeah they |
1:23.1 | get a guy who can't say T so good yeah but Tuesday's a lot easier so hi |
1:28.7 | from I'm back on the show hello hello I guess he doesn't really have a list so |
1:36.7 | much is he just replaces that beginning of every word to each his front teeth |
1:41.0 | fell out and everything's a food I hear it's all he wants for Christmas |
1:44.7 | Tom anyway if he's out Thursday folks so you know what to do yeah |
1:52.6 | Wast out Wednesday on the flood loves to west when it west I love that when it |
1:59.6 | was yeah I saw some old looney tunes he's he's Jones in for bugs bunnies behind in |
2:05.8 | addition to being much more racist they were also way horny or those really |
2:09.9 | cartoons whoopie Goldberg had to do a separate introduction on the golden |
2:14.3 | collection DVDs which I guess is a reference for anybody who owns the DVDs |
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